My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
- I think I was in love once.
- Really? What was her name?
- Her name was Rose.
- Doctor, we all love Rose.
- I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
- Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
- I love River!
- I love Clara!
- Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
- I love... fez.
- Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
- I - I love fez! I love fez.
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold