spoken-not-written:

thats-slightly-raven:

My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.

oh crumbs.

(via teraden)


bemynaturalhigh:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

bemynaturalhigh:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

(Source: forever90s, via aouirh)

Nine:
I think I was in love once.
Ten:
Really? What was her name?
Nine:
Her name was Rose.
Ten:
Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine:
I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten:
Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven:
I love River!
Nine:
...
Ten:
...
Eleven:
I love Clara!
Ten:
Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven:
I love... fez.
Ten:
Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven:
I - I love fez! I love fez.

epic-humor:

subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

see more

(via rheaskywalker)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via stumbleandfallforyou)

Every time I finish a book,

sodamnrelatable:

I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty

image

(Source: laugh-until-you-drop, via disconte-nt)

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

(via disconte-nt)

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: temp0es, via disconte-nt)

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

(via casgoeshome)

sugarvenom-xo:

theblackeagleofthenorth:

lifeorwhateveryoucallit:

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months

YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL.

omg yas

sugarvenom-xo:

theblackeagleofthenorth:

lifeorwhateveryoucallit:

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months

YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL.

omg yas

(Source: gnatkip, via stumbleandfallforyou)

seems-totally-legit:

theprincessofjohndave:


Coraline (2009)

now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation

now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.

seems-totally-legit:

theprincessofjohndave:

Coraline (2009)

now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation

now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.

(Source: corpsie, via allthingsb-e-a-utifull)